Journal Entry 17
~The repo man~
So, I had left Geraldine in charge of paying the bills, and I had gone to bed as I was really tired after work one morning.
Ms. Absent-Minded forgot (again), to do something important and guess… who came to visit?
That’s right!!! *look at his evil sneer*
“I am the evil repo man and you did not pay your bills of $1714! I have come to collect compensation, and yes, it will be over the value of your debt.. mwahahahahaha”
First he set his beady eyes on a statue I had … erm… procured *cough*, in a heist.
Geraldine in the background thinking, “What was it I forgot to remember again??”
*Lord have mercy*
Out came his “phazo-whatsits-lazer-me-bob”…
“OH yes! Check on Augustine, that is what I forgot to remember!”, and off Geraldine waltz’s completely unphased by the whole fiasco!
“Mwuahahuhahuhahuha… what’s next?”, followed by more evil kekkling.
And the creepy little git commenced to suck up every single light fitting in the room!
But he was not done yet, and this was the final straw for me!
He stole a precious memory! A picture of Geraldine on the potty *giggle* which I had taken when I was about 7 years old!
That satisfied his bloodlust for goodies and with that he was gone.
Grrr! Not in a good place right now, I will have my revenge!